Cause of UFO Contact Declassified by TPC To readers familiar with the "Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique" Newsletter, Volume #1 (see Links Page for Route to Archive), it should come as no suprise that Ms. Stewart's Humonguous E-Mail Retaliation to the Massive E-Mail FWD of her "Holiday Calendar", caused the Worldwide Computer Virus of 2001. What did come as a suprise (understatement) was the unheard of response picked up by the SETI Arecibo Radio Telescope Dish Array in Puerto Rico, Public News Releases indicate that due to the Virus Infection of the Array, the Radio Frequency and/or Azimuth & Decliniation were ever so slightly altered so as to coherently reach our new Friends of the "Interstellar Planetary Association". Needless to say, all charges have been dropped against Martha, and it is reported that she is considering accepting President McGwire's request to serve as Diplomat-at-Large to the IPA, in order to 'jump-start' Earth's acceptance as a provisional member of the InterGalactic Group.
A message from a Kansan: VOTE NADER! Write-In if Necessary! Can You Live with Yourself if You Cast a Ballot for either of the Others? Don't let Yuppie Apathy Win this Election!
PLEASE NOTE: ALL References this Website Relating to Dr. Joseph W. Newman Are of a Serious Nature Physics. Repudiation of Einstein's Second Theory. Proof Thereof. Government Conspiracy (yes, I know the word is overused & underestimated these days) to Supress and Debunk his Findings. ACLU & MENSA Members especially invited to Judge for Themselves Via Numerous Links This Website.
Earlier, G.W. Takes Virginia, Washington & North Dakota Primaries Keyes, McCain all but ignored as Party Zombies flood Voting Boxes after echoing promises of "No New Taxes".
Election Edition Coming Soon to a PC Near You! Listlessly caught up in Writer's Block during the Summer Doldrums, KHMU is readying a Special "Election Edition" due out whenever (duh) the 'Clients' here at KHMU swing into High Gear.
President Bradley, after learning of Arecibo Messages Although serving only one term as President, Bradley continued to believe he was still Chief Executive even after the Landslide Elections & Referendum of 2002 which led to a 2-Year Transition Period that eventually elevated former Pro Baseball Player Mark McGwire to his current position as USA President/Galactic Ambassador. Bradley is still undergoing recuperative therapy at an undisclosed KHMU Franchise. He is reported, however, to have regained his 20-foot jump shot, & doctors say this could be a major step in his ability to return to society at large.