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We believe this to be VP Al Gore. However, as He is from Tennessee, We have no proof...
Lifelike Wax MockUp of Rabbi McCain "That Nun's Prayers helped save me I tell ya". Found by Reporters after withdrawing from the 2K Republican Presidential Race close to his Arizona Ranch just outside Page Springs and near Casey's Corner, McCain was said to be in Conference with Cornville Neighbor and Political Advisor "Dusti Kemper & Associates", and could not be reached for comment.
Why Is This Man Smirking? Are those 'feathers' between his teeth? Hmmmm...
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