KHMU Galactic Paige of Home

"Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique"

-- OBAMA EDITION --

[Updated: 17 Sept 2024]


KHMU Galactic Paige of Home | Arecibo Proves Itself Worthwhile | McGwire's First Public Reaction | This 'n' That | Michigan Primary -- Older News |  Political NewsMakers | Hillary Wins in South Carolina | Retrospective 2001-2004 | Editorials | Some Weird Political Pics | Public Service | Visitor Sign In | From Do-Wop to Jefferson Airplane and Beyond | Sanctioned IPA InterStellar Linkage | Pics Submitted By Visitors | A Mixed Bag...
  
    

glitchenfarb(blatzaflatarak.6klue9)/Onufs[fu;o;lsdrfh >>> [Oops! Wrong Planetary Code Translation Disk]...


OUR APOLOGIES. A "PLAYFUL" CLIENT GOT IN HERE & CHANGED THE BACKGROUND FORMAT OF OUR WEBSITE. THEREBY JUMBLING HEADS, TEXT and PICS. WE HAVE RIGHTED THIS AS BEST WE CAN

"...and that is why President McGwire was somewhat befuddled the other day when asked to sign "#70" on the Football". -- [excerpted from Galactic Press Weir speech by Ross Perot, President Mark McGwire's longtime Press Secretary, to Executives of the Brookings Institution - as seen on C-SPAN4D, Ch. #27] (July 24, 2008 at KHMU BioDome).

In Other News Recently Deciphered and Released by Time Patrol Corporation:

It was announced that the GBI/"Galactic Bureau of Investigations", [a wholly owned subsidiary of TPC], had finally located one Martha Stewart, missing and unaccounted for these last eight years, on The Dark Side of the Moon -- a longtime secret guest of Shirley McClain's KHMU Lunar Franchise. Since (among other things) this is beyond Terran Jurisdiction, all charges stemming from her activities involving the crippling "MStewart Windows 98/2000/Me/xp Virus" of 2004 have been dismissed.

Then of course there was that ImClone deal...

After receiving "Holy Heck from Dad", George, Jr., decided against early massive Ad Campaign using Sig. >>>>>

And now he's out of the White House (We Think...)

SEND A "4D" GALACTIC HOLOGRAPH TRANSMISSION to KHMU (Use Mantra to Connect)

You are Visitor#:
26622

Sadam Execution Unique (sic) to Iraqi Islamic Laws

After much research into the linear timeline of Mohammed it was indeed revealed that an "Islamic Loophole" in the Koran did allow Scrotum/Penis Hanging.

Unfortunatly for the women, only men were allowed to wager on how long the former sadistic dictator's nuts & Johnson would last before they were ripped from his groin and he fell 45' into a molten vat of chocolate, flown in at no cost in a C-130 from Bern, Switzerland.

Thomas Smothers presided over the ceremonies

The winner's guess of 1.2 seconds provided the Palace where the winner and his immediate family reside to this day.

(NOTE: TPC Linear Time restrictions cannot reveal as of yet just exactly when 'this day' is.

end transmission tpc/khmu1875dpbqa

Charter Members, Early Supporters of KHMU Lauded @ Weiner Roast

The Front Lawn of the ALL-ALUMINUM International Headquarters of "Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique" on Pittsburg, Kansas, was recently the scene of a gala Weiner Roast for the 76 Charter Members and approximatly 132,000 relatives & a few of their closest friends. Either Quikstudy himself; or a 4D Holographic Transmission; or a look-alike; or one of his 'rumored' Clones; or somebody named Sir Alfred Nobel, was at the center of guidence at various times during the 21-Hour Marathon.

"And a Big Thank You both here and there to all you Humans, Dolphins & Whales (and Hybrids / Mutants) that stuck with us in the early years", he told the assembled crowd and Zillions of InterStellar Watchers on C-SPAN 4D.

"It is because of your initial, steadfast support in these years that has propelled us once again into the #1 Internet Cult Website Portal for the third year running. Our Stockholders (which now number in the 10's) report their Interstellar Quartely Dividend of 515,441,613 Dollars North American / 100,024 Interstellar Credits to be well worth the effort".

Ya'll stay tuned to: presidentobama_and family.gov/presidentialsuprises/stroke-of-a-pen/directives for the latest in Social Security Benefit Increases, Price Freezes and a host of other wishful thinking coming to Fruition.

[CHARTER MEMBER'S HELPFUL HINT: #45,624]

President Obama & Family caught napping from Exhaustion as Illinois Band passes Viewing Stand

Perpetual Motion: Courtesy of Dr. Joseph W. Newman (Attn.: MENSA)