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Sadam Execution Unique (sic) to Iraqi Islamic Laws
After much research into the linear timeline of Mohammed it was indeed revealed that an "Islamic Loophole" in the Koran did allow Scrotum/Penis Hanging.
Unfortunatly for the women, only men were allowed to wager on how long the former sadistic dictator's nuts & Johnson would last before they were ripped from his groin and he fell 45' into a molten vat of chocolate, flown in at no cost in a C-130 from Bern, Switzerland.
Thomas Smothers presided over the ceremonies
The winner's guess of 1.2 seconds provided the Palace where the winner and his immediate family reside to this day.
(NOTE: TPC Linear Time restrictions cannot reveal as of yet just exactly when 'this day' is.
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Charter Members, Early Supporters of KHMU Lauded @ Weiner Roast
The Front Lawn of the ALL-ALUMINUM International Headquarters of "Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique" on Pittsburg, Kansas, was recently the scene of a gala Weiner Roast for the 76 Charter Members and approximatly 132,000 relatives & a few of their closest friends. Either Quikstudy himself; or a 4D Holographic Transmission; or a look-alike; or one of his 'rumored' Clones; or somebody named Sir Alfred Nobel, was at the center of guidence at various times during the 21-Hour Marathon.
"And a Big Thank You both here and there to all you Humans, Dolphins & Whales (and Hybrids / Mutants) that stuck with us in the early years", he told the assembled crowd and Zillions of InterStellar Watchers on C-SPAN 4D.
"It is because of your initial, steadfast support in these years that has propelled us once again into the #1 Internet Cult Website Portal for the third year running. Our Stockholders (which now number in the 10's) report their Interstellar Quartely Dividend of 515,441,613 Dollars North American / 100,024 Interstellar Credits to be well worth the effort".
