The Front Lawn of the ALL-ALUMINUM International Headquarters of "Kansas Home for the Mentally Unique" on Pittsburg, Kansas, was recently the scene of a gala Weiner Roast for the 76 Charter Members and approximatly 132,000 relatives & a few of their closest friends. Either Quikstudy himself; or a 4D Holographic Transmission; or a look-alike; or one of his 'rumored' Clones; or somebody named Sir Alfred Nobel, was at the center of guidence at various times during the 21-Hour Marathon.
"And a Big Thank You both here and there to all you Humans, Dolphins & Whales (and Hybrids / Mutants) that stuck with us in the early years", he told the assembled crowd and Zillions of InterStellar Watchers on C-SPAN 4D.
"It is because of your initial, steadfast support in these years that has propelled us once again into the #1 Internet Cult Website Portal for the third year running. Our Stockholders (which now number in the 10's) report their Interstellar Quartely Dividend of 515,441,613 Dollars North American / 100,024 Interstellar Credits to be well worth the effort".
Ya'll stay tuned to: presidentobama_and family.gov/presidentialsuprises/stroke-of-a-pen/directives for the latest in Social Security Benefit Increases, Price Freezes and a host of other wishful thinking coming to Fruition. [CHARTER MEMBER'S HELPFUL HINT: #45,624]